13 Funny Weed Pick-Up Lines to Get you a Date or a sesh

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Trying to break the ice and start a conversation with someone can be challenging, especially if you have nothing in common. However, if you both enjoy smoking weed, you can use that as a starting point for some fun weed pick-up lines. If you don’t get a date, you at least get brownie points for trying them out. If you land a date and find your soulmate, look at our post on cannasexuality to incorporate weed in the bedroom.

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Here are some funny and punny weed pickup lines to drop on your kush!

  1. Hey, wanna get high?
  2. Wanna get baked like a cake?
  3. You’re so cute; I’m totally kushing on you!
  4. Do you wanna sesh indica (in the car)?
  5. Are you a joint? Because you’re smoking.
  6. Are you an edible? Because you’re so incredible.
  7. Are you a joint roller? Because you sure know how to roll me over.
  8. I would kush with you any day of the week!
  9. Damn, are you a bong? Because you are so bubbly!
  10. Damn, are you fire? Because you’re making my heart race.
  11. Are you a cannabis plant? Because I wanna grow with you.
  12. Are you an edible? Because I want to take you home and eat you all night long.
  13. Hey, are you indica or sativa? Because I want to get high with you no matter what mood I’m in.

It’s not what you say but how you say it!

If you’re looking for a fun way to start a conversation with someone who enjoys smoking weed, try using one of these pick-up lines! Chances are, they’ll get a good laugh and be more than happy to talk to you further. Who knows, maybe they’ll even ask for your number so you can buy weed from a dispensary and sesh together! Remember, it’s not just about what you say. It’s how you say it that makes all the difference! Good luck!

What are your favourite weed-themed pick-up lines? Let us know in the comments below. Remember, the punnier, the better!

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